Bacon

Bacon is one of the hardest to find natural resources, and was at one time a contender for number 119 on the periodic table. It is said to be the reason that the founders of scandinavia came to the north, and can drive pigs towards canibalism. It even makes an attempt to get into typesetting with bacon ipsum. Well, at some point I decided that the only way bacon could get any better, would be to combine it with ice cream. »